All posts by Amy Tuteur, MD

Homebirth midwives don’t want you to know

What would you think if the package insert for your new medication said the following?

Our company, Drugs4All has tested this medication in 20,000 people and collected copious data about its effects. But we made a promise to Drugs4All shareholders that we will not let anyone see that data unless they can demonstrate that they will use it to promote the well being of our company.

Therefore, we’ve created a two-step process for access to the data. If you’d like to learn about the safety of this medication please complete the application attached and explain your commitment to the well being of Drugs4All. Please include the your name and the names of anyone you have ever associated with. A committee will review your ideological commitment to the well being of Drugs4All to be sure that you will not use the data to harm our interests.

If you meet with our approval you will be eligible to see our safety data. That’s step 1. In step 2 you must sign our non-disclosure agreement promising not to share the data with anyone else under the pain of legal penalties.

We’re sorry for any inconvenience, but our first commitment is naturally to our shareholders, not to our customers.

Your first assumption might be that Drugs4All withheld the safety data from the public because it shows that the drug is not safe. Therefore, they must restrict access to the data to those who can demonstrate in advance that they are committed to the interests of Drugs4All and have instituted penalties to be sure that no one else sees it.

Crazy, right?

Evidently not. This the procedure that the Midwives Alliance of North America (MANA), the official organization of homebirth midwives, has instituted to protect the safety data they have gathered in the past decade. In periodic public announcements over the past few years, MANA has announced the existence of the data and promised that it will be the largest and most extensive database of its kind.

Unfortunately for MANA, though, it does not show what they want it to show. Since their first commitment is to homebirth midwives, not their patients, they have publicly announced that only those who pass an ideological litmus test and sign a legal non-disclosure agreement will be allow access to the data.

According to the MANA Handbook for Researchers Interested in Obtaining Access to the Manastats Database:

[MANA} is responsible for representing the midwifery community in its relationship with investigators…Therefore [MANA] expects all investigators interested in collaboration with this community to consider how they can cooperate … and to describe how they intend to do so in their request for data access.

Upon approval of a research application, access will be predicated on the signing of a … a Confidentiality and Non-Disclosure Agreement…

It is difficult to imagine a more unethical procedure for gaining access to the database. MANA has made several things clear.

1. It’s first priority is the benefit of its shareholders.
2. MANA does not believe that patients have any right to know the truth about homebirth safety
3. The data is potentially so damaging to homebirth midwives that it must not be allowed to get out to anyone who hasn’t been vetted in advance and promised to keep it secret from the public.

It does not take a rocket scientist to surmise that MANA’s own data show that homebirth with an American homebirth midwife is not safe. Withholding that information from patients is both unethical and immoral.

MANA should publicly release all their available safety data immediately. Will that hurt the employment prospects of homebirth midwives? Probably, but that’s just too bad.

No one can make an informed decision about homebirth without access to information. But I guess that’s the point. An informed patient might not become a customer, and as MANA has helpfully informed us, representing the interests of homebirth midwives is its most important priority.

Men fake orgasm?

Everyone has heard about women faking orgasm, but most people assume that men would never do so, and that it is impossible in any case.

A new study in the Journal of Sex Research aims to over turn the conventional wisdom. Men’s and Women’s Reports of Pretending Orgasm, Muehlenhard and Shippee, Journal of Sex Research, 46, 1–16, 2009 investigated the issue among college students:

Research shows that many women pretend or “fake” orgasm, but little is known about whether men pretend orgasm… Participants were 180 male and 101 female college students … Participants completed a qualitative questionnaire anonymously. Both men (25%) and women (50%) reported pretending orgasm (28% and 67%, respectively, for PVI-experienced participants). Most pretended during PVI [penile vaginal intercourse], but some pretended during oral sex, manual stimulation, and phone sex…

The authors found that 50% of women reported having faked orgasm, and, surprisingly, 25% of men also reported faking orgasm. However, the rationale and reasons varied dramatically between the two groups. Women were more likely to fake orgasm because they considered themselves incapable of achieving orgasm in similar situations, or at all. The main reason offered by women for faking orgasm was to protect a partner’s feelings. In contrast, the men who faked orgasm most often did so because they were either too drunk to perform or had had one more orgasms within the previous hours. The most common reason for faking orgasm offered by men was wanting to end the encounter.

The authors helpfully provide examples:

My 1st girlfriend in high school and I lost our virginity to each other. She wanted to have sex ALL the time, even at times I wasn’t—Approx. 5–7x daily—able to. I would motivate myself, we’d have sex, and she wouldn’t stop till we both orgasmed. I’d fake it to get it over with. (After the 3rd orgasm, it’s REALLY hard to go again.)

As the authors explain:

Men most often wanted sex to end because they were tired or wanted to sleep. For example, one man wrote, “After a while my body was getting tired and worn out so I decided to act like I came so she would get off of me.”

Men were more creative than women in pretending. While 90% of women reported acting out orgasm, only 78% of men faked orgasm in that way.

Over one-fourth of the men … reported telling their partners after the supposed orgasm (e.g., “I was getting tired and she wasn’t that cute so my dick couldn’t stay hard so I just told [her] I came and I got up and left,”)… Interestingly, several men (18%), but no women, mentioned that they had pretended by stopping having sex. One man, who checked that he had pretended, mentioned no method of pretending other than stopping … One wrote that he pretended by “[saying] That felt good and stopping.” Another wrote, “I just stopped and told her I was done and left.”

The authors were apparently exhaustive in their analysis, but, curiously, one important detail was not examined. The questionnaires asked if the person had ever faked an orgasm, not how often they had done so. So we do not know if men the men who faked orgasm did so habitually or only when drunk or otherwise impaired.

Though men and women differed in many parameters, on one they were united. Most women and most men who faked orgasm did so to please the men. Women faked orgasm to make the men happy, and men faked orgasm to make themselves happy.

Toxicophobia, fear of poisoning

Believers in pseudoscience appear to suffer from a free floating fear. What unites vaccine rejectionsists, organic food devotees, and consumers of “alternative” health? They are united by a pervasive fear of being poisoned. And not poisoned accidentally, either. They are united by a fear of being poisoned surreptitiously, deliberately, and as part of a giant conspiracy perpetrated by Big Pharma and Big Farma. They suffer from toxicophobia, the irrational fear of being poisoned.

It is axiomatic among vaccine rejectionists, organic food devotees and consumers of “alternative” health that vaccines, conventionally grown food and the water supply are filled with “toxins.” Sometimes these toxins are named; often they are not. In all cases, though, there is no evidence that anyone is actually being harmed by “toxins,” but, of course, proof is not a requirement in the fantasy world inhabited by pseudoscience believers.

Vaccines supposedly contain “toxins” that cause autism. (N.B. Toxins always and only cause diseases and syndromes whose etiology is still unknown. No one ever claims that toxins cause strep throat, or sickle cell anemia, or gallstones.) Our food supply is purportedly contaminated by toxins too numerous to even bother mentioning by name. Our water supply is supposedly contaminated by the toxins in pesticides. And, of course, all medications produces by Big Pharma have myriad secret and toxic side effects.

That all pervasive fear would be disabling enough on its own. Apparently, pseudoscience devotees imagine themselves navigating a world pervaded by an unseen toxic miasma. What’s worse, though, is that the entities responsible for creating this toxic miasma know all about it, did it deliberately to make money, and are engaged in a vast conspiracy to keep it secret from the rest of us. Oh, it is a nefarious world indeed!

Big Pharma deliberately adds toxins to its vaccines. Sounds like overkill to me, since vaccine rejectionists also claim that the vaccines themselves are toxic. And vaccine manufacturers know all about this and do it to make more money. And the government knows all about it, too, and insists that we take more and more vaccines every year. And the government pays for it. And the government has granted vaccine makers indemnity from prosecution. It is a wicked world.

Big Farma covers our fruits and vegetables with toxins, and, if that weren’t enough, adds toxins in the guise of preservatives to everything else. And these toxins cause cancer! What kind? Don’t ask, no one knows, and why would that matter anyway? Cancer is cancer. And if all that weren’t bad enough, Big Farma now wants to flood our food supply with … genetically modified food. Horror of horrors, genetically modified foods (they modified the GENES, for chrissakes) are sure to be filled with unnamed toxins of all sorts. And if that weren’t bad enough, Big Farma wants to irradiate our food to kill harmful bacteria (they’re going to expose our food to RADIATION, for chrissakes). Next thing you know we’ll all be gigantic and super-powerful. Oh, wait, maybe we’ll all be stunted and weak. It doesn’t matter; regardless of what they do you can be sure it will “weaken” our immune systems.

We are facing a big problem. Contrary to what the food and medicine toxicophobes believe, it is not the deliberate contamination of our food and pharmaceutical systems. The problem is a sociological problem. Large segments of the populations are suffering from the delusion that industry and the government are colluding to deliberately poison them.

To be clear, I’m not suggesting that medications don’t have side effects or that pesticides or preservatives are theoretically incapable of being harmful. Everything has potential side effects, but there’s a big difference between “potential” and “real.” Vaccines, for example, are known to cause brain damage and death in a tiny proportion of children who are vaccinated. That is real. But vaccines don’t cause autism. That’s fantasy.

What is the source of this toxicophobia? In part it stems for Americans’ apparent inability to understand risk. Americans are so obsessed with side effects that they forget about effects. They vastly overestimate the real risk of side effects and vastly underestimate the effects of the treatment in question. That tendency to overestimate side effects is directly related to the sense of control that Americans do or do not feel. Just as Americans routinely underestimate the risks of driving, they routinely overestimate the risk of plane flight. They believe themselves to be in control while driving, yet they develop irrational fears about the risk of an unforeseen and unforeseeable plane crash.

So Americans obsess over the risk of side effects from medication and the theoretical risk of side effects from agricultural methods that have made the food supply larger and safer. They are consumed with anxiety by the belief that they are secretly being poisoned.

This obsession is magnified by the belief that Big Pharma and Big Farma know about all these side effects and are hiding them. Do large corporations hide damaging information from the public? Yes, unfortunately, they do. But Big Pharma and Big Farma are no different from other large corporations. Yet no one has stopped driving because they fear the auto industry has designed cars that will blow up at the slightest provocation (even though that actually happened with the Ford Pinto) and no one has stopped crossing bridges for fear that shoddy construction will lead them to collapse (even though that has actually happened, too).

Simply put, there is no basis in reality for this pervasive toxicophobia, suggesting that it may be serving a psychological function. I’m going to go way out on a limb here, and raise the possibility that American toxicophobia is psychosomatic. Americans are not being poisoned, but they imagine they are because it is a way to channel their fear of being left behind in an increasingly technological world, and their anger at being so easily manipulated by large corporate entities like banks and other special interests, and their frustration at their perceived powerlessness. Toxicophobia projects this fear, anger and frustration onto medications and food. Unfortunately, rather than being protective, toxicophobia diverts attention from the real problems onto imaginary ones. And, paradoxically, toxicophobia doesn’t improve health, it puts health at risk.

Detailed report on infant mortality neglects the most important detail

The new CDC report on infant mortality, Behind International Rankings of Infant Mortality: How the United States Compares with Europe, is an object example of how to deceive with statistics. It purports to be a detailed investigation of infant mortality, but it inexplicably fails to investigate the most important detail.

According to today’s article in the NYTimes:

High rates of premature birth are the main reason the United States has higher infant mortality than do many other rich countries, government researchers reported Tuesday in their first detailed analysis of a longstanding problem.

In Sweden, for instance, 6.3 percent of births were premature, compared with 12.4 percent in the United States in 2005, the latest year for which international rankings are available. Infant mortality also differed markedly: for every 1,000 births in the United States, 6.9 infants died before they turned 1, compared with 2.4 in Sweden. Twenty-nine other countries also had lower rates.

If the United States could match Sweden’s prematurity rate, the new report said, “nearly 8,000 infant deaths would be averted each year, and the U.S. infant mortality rate would be one-third lower.”

The use of this example highlights to disingenuousness of the authors. In their supposedly “detailed” report on infant mortality, they fail to analyze the most important detail: race. Unfortunately, African descent is a major risk factor for prematurity, and prematurity is a major cause of infant mortality. Therefore, it is hardly surprising that the US has a higher infant mortality rate than Sweden. The US has the highest proportion of women of African descent of any first world country. Sweden, of course, has virtually none.

The authors, however, seem more interested in jeering the US for its supposedly low standing in international comparisons than they seem in actually getting to the source of the problem. The report is filled with grim looking graphs that show how “poorly” the US fares when compared to other first world countries.

The first graph highlights the fact that the US is ranked 30th in the world for infant mortality. But the authors acknowledge that the US has a more comprehensive definition of infant mortality than other first world countries, many of which exclude the deaths of very premature infants even when they are born alive. The authors present a second graph adjusting for this discrepancy. In that more accurate graph, the US ranks 18th.

The authors mention the impact of race on prematurity, but they never adjust for it. The CDC Wonder website gives us access to the same database that MacDorman used in the study. Therefore, we can adjust for race. Doing so, would put the US 14th in the rankings.

The authors also mention assisted reproductive technology, but they don’t adjust for that either. The rates of twins, triplets and higher is greater in the US than in many European countries because of differing rates of assisted reproductive technologies and the difference in techniques.

The authors acknowledge that on an age specific basis, the US actually does better than almost all European countries. In other words, we are better at saving premature babies. Our relatively low ranking is the result of a higher rate of prematurity.

So our higher rate of infant mortality does not reflect poor medical care. It reflects factors beyond the control of doctors. Race is an uncontrollable factor; obstetricians and pediatricians have no control over assisted reproductive techniques. In fact, the data actually show obstetricians and pediatricians do a remarkable job of ensuring infant health.

Dr. MacDorman’s bias is most evident is her gratuitous swipe at obstetricians. According to the Times article:

Another factor in the United States, she said, is the increasing use of Caesarean sections and labor-inducing drugs to deliver babies early. The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists has guidelines stating that babies should not be delivered before 39 weeks without a medical reason, but doctors may be declaring a medical need more quickly than they did in the past.

“I don’t think there are doctors doing preterm Caesarean sections or inductions without some indications,” Dr. MacDorman said, “but there sort of has been this shift in the culture. Fifteen or 20 years ago, if a woman had high blood pressure or diabetes, she would be put in the hospital, and they would try to wait it out. It was called expectant management.

“Now I think there’s more of a tendency to take the baby out early if there’s any question at all.”

Dr. MacDorman neglects to mention that there is no evidence that such births are contributing in any way to the infant mortality rate. Indeed, the existing evidence suggests that these births actually save lives. During the time period when early deliveries increased, the rate of stillbirth dropped by 29%.

Infant mortality and prematurity are real and serious problems, and they won’t be solved by pretending they are simply medical problems. Infant mortality in general, and prematurity in particular, is the result of racial, social and economic disparities that must be investigated and addressed. MacDorman’s report risks obscuring this critical point in favor of castigating medical practitioners. Doctors are not responsible for the US ranking in infant mortality statistics, and therefore, they cannot fix it. If our goal is to prevent infant deaths, we must be honest about the real causes.

Skin cream made from aborted fetus?

It sounds like a horror story made up by an anti-abortion group, but it is not. Neocutis, a Swiss “cosmeceutical,” is being marketed as a “Bio-restorative Skin Cream with PSP™” for “sensitive, stressed and irritated skin.” PSP are processed skin-cell proteins and the manufacturer, Neocutis SA, is honest about where they came from:

Inspired by fetal skin’s unique properties, Neocutis’ proprietary technology uses cultured fetal skin cells to obtain an optimal, naturally balanced mixture of skin nutrients including cytokines, growth factors and antioxidants.

Neocutis SA, cognizant of the ethical objections, declares:

Since the 1930s, the international medical community has used donated fetal tissue to better understand cell biology and as an essential tool in the development of vaccines, which are credited with saving millions of lives worldwide. The 1954 Nobel Prize for medicine was awarded to researchers who utilized fetal kidney cells to develop the polio vaccine… Our view—which is shared by most medical professionals and patients—is that the limited, prudent and responsible use of donated fetal skin tissue can continue to ease suffering, speed healing, save lives, and improve the well-being of many patients around the globe.

In other words, Neocutis SA believes that this is yet another benefit of stem cell research. But is this what proponents have in mind when urging the funding of stem cell research? Does support for stem cell research to cure fatal diseases extend to support for stem cells in cosmetics?

Dr. Summer Johnson of Bioethics.net asks:

… [W]hat moral complicity exists for those who choose to put fetal skin protein creams on their faces?

She acknowledges that consumers are likely to have one of two responses:

Yet for some, this will have no moral implication at all. For them, fetal proteins in a face cream aren’t any different from animal or plant protein because for them the moral status of the aborted fetus doesn’t have the moral status to give one concern if consent to both abortion and research took place.

But for many, it would be unthinkable to fetal ANYTHING into their deepening wrinkles to make them become less so. In fact, many would rather have crow’s feet deeper than the Grand Canyon than have a fetal tissue cell touch their face as a result of their moral conviction…

I must admit that this issue has never occurred to me. When I think of stem cell research, I think of life saving technologies, not cosmetics. Does it matter, though, what the stem cells will be used for once you’ve decided they can be used? Is there any moral difference between using the tissue of aborted fetuses to cure cancer and using it to cure wrinkles? And if it does matter, what does this tell us about the status of fetal tissue? Are fetal cells no different from the animal and plant cells often used in the manufacture of cosmetics?

At a minimum, people deserve to know when products are manufactured using the tissue of aborted fetuses so they can decide for themselves whether to buy and use them. The real question is whether we should go further. Instead of leaving the moral decision to individuals, should we restrict the use of fetal tissue to life saving products, or even to no products at all?

After the homebirth death

The message boards at Mothering.com contain one of the largest repositories of homebirth death stories that can be found anywhere. It’s rather ironic that Mothering continues to promote homebirth as completely safe when they have more evidence than most that it leads to unnecessary deaths.

Consider the following stories gathered over the past few months:

I want to start by telling you that homebirth is a wonderful thing and I think it can be done by first time moms with breech babies. I also want you to know that I am NOT trying to scare you. But – I am a first time mom, with fantastic, educated midwives and I had my first baby at home in June. He was breech, which we were pretty sure about beforehand, his head got trapped, he suffered a lack of oxygen and was declared brain dead. He lived 4 days on a ventilator in the NICU.

I know this is completely terrifying. I also know that statistically we should have been fine. I have researched this TO. DEATH. and the three big risk factors for vaginal breech birth are 1) preemie – my son was 40w5d; 2) large babies – my son was 6lb 12oz; and 3) first time moms with “unproven” pelvis. We cannot point to any one definitive thing that led to this issue. [My son’s] head was actually pretty small and my pelvis is just fine. I know that we did the best we could for our son, and that there are no guarantees in a hospital either. The risks of epidural and c-section are about equal to a vaginal birth. I just want you to know that it can be done, but it can also end in tragedy. I know that hospital births sometimes end in tragedy too so I refuse to allow myself to think about what would have happened to me or [my son} in a hospital.

I find it particularly sad that this woman who supposedly research the topic “to death” did not know that C-section is safer than vaginal breech delivery.

At the following homebirth, the baby was born with a serious undiagnosed congenital anomaly. It is not clear if the baby would have survived the necessary surgical repair, but the baby was certainly doomed by being born at home:

My peaceful homebirth turned into a full-out trauma complete with dozens of officers coming in to take pictures of the “crime scene” before I could even get covered or stitched or anything. They kept telling me that there will be nothing doctors can do- he was born wrong and you caused this- it was absolutely my worst nightmare come true. I kept passing out on my way out of the house and there were officers and firemen just standing there watching me- not offering to help at all. It was absolutely horrendous.

Now, I still support homebirth and know that it was not the cause of my son’s death- my midwife is very competent and did what she could- his condition was undiagnosed or else we would have delivered at a hospital. However, I suspect that many people (this being their first/only experience with home birth) think that the home birth is the cause, or at least contributed to, his death. My DH is still passing over the born at home part when he tells the story and I feel like it all has to be some dirty little secret or something. My relatives were whispering about it at the graveside service.

I guess I just wish in a way that I hadn’t had a home birth- because losing my son is hard enough without dealing with these aspects of the trauma… I will never have the home birth experience I was hoping for. I guess I’m mourning that loss as well as the loss of all the experiences I expected to have with my son.

Another mother replied with the story of her loss:

… I too had fire and police arrive and turn what was also a beautiful HB (until that nightmarish moment when my son was born dead) into a seriously traumatic event. They treated it like a crime scene, wanting to take the placenta and videotape as evidence … [A]fter a battery of tests, placenta pathology and a full autopsy they found no proof of an abruption and nothing wrong with my son which several doctors have come to the only conclusion, that is was a cord-compression.

I too felt my midwives were very capable and I have been told babies die in hospitals too. I don’t want to add insult to injury here but babies die in hospitals for different reasons… most stillbirth occurs [before] arriving at the hospital … whereas intrapartum loss is rare at hospitals. I feel if I had been on consistent monitoring they would have been able to track the HR decels better and probably done a c-section (my worst fear) but he would have LIVED (most probably)!

There is not a day that goes by that I don’t feel the pain of being guilty for killing my son. I have been told over and over again it was not my fault which I have come to accept [as] different than the HB being at fault …

The decision to HB is not something someone enters into lightly, it is usually well researched and considered and a decision made out of a deep intense love for what we believe to be best for our babies … and I unlike you was very vocal about our decision to HB for this proudful reason shooting my mouth off like we were better than all my friends who I thought were radical but chickened out and have to have their epidurals, etc. and now I feel like I am eating crow, BIG TIME! …

The mother of the baby who died of a congenital anomaly sums it up most poignantly:

It is so hard. We both chose homebirth because we believed in making the best choice for our babies – and we thought this was it. To have that belief snatched from us, along with our babies, is so very, very hard.

Should doctors fire families who refuse to vaccinate?

We are currently in the midst of an epidemic. No, not the H1N1 epidemic, though that’s the most immediate threat. What threatens the long-term health of our nation, particularly our nation’s children, is an accelerating epidemic of ignorance. Vaccine rejectionism, the flat-earth theory of the 21st Century, previously the domain of the crazies, has gone mainstream.

Doctors are frustrated. As Dr. Nancy Snyderman angrily declared on her NBC show, we are just a “stone’s throw” from witnessing a return of polio to the US. Measles and pertussis (whooping cough) are already making a comeback. Although the absolute number of cases is still in the hundreds, the effects of vaccine rejection on medical practice extend beyond the number of children who are sick.

Pediatricians and family practice physicians are wasting extraordinary amounts of time counseling parents contemplating vaccine rejection. Counseling is, of course, part of any doctor’s job, and we routinely counsel against ignorance in other areas of medicine (HIV, sexually transmitted diseases, etc.). But in those cases we counsel against prejudice and lack of knowledge. What makes vaccine rejectionism extraordinary is that we are forced to counsel against the ignorance deliberately disseminated by professional vaccine rejectionists.

Within the medical community, doctors are beginning to debate the possibility of “firing” families who refuse to vaccinate their children for deadly illnesses like polio and pertussis. Dr. Gary Marshall speaking at a recent American Academy of Pediatrics conference explained that it is both legal and ethical to refuse care:

In the middle of treatment, you can’t just say, I’m done, …

But if it becomes obvious that you and the family will never see eye to eye on a specific issue, there’s no reason not to “fire” them, providing you follow the steps necessary to avoid charges of abandonment. Those include providing written notice that you will no longer treat their children and giving them a set time frame — at least 30 days — to find another physician.

Doctors are and have always been legally entitled to refuse to care for specific patients as long as they did not abandon them in the midst of an acute event. This drastic step is usually reserved for patients who are difficult, disruptive or openly disrespectful. It is an acknowledgment that every doctor is not right for every patient.

It is rarely used merely because patients disagree or are non-compliant. Patients have every right to disagree with recommendations or to ignore them. Non-compliance is a serious problem, but it is often a case of “the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.” Smokers know they need to quit and generally make good faith efforts to do so. Alcoholics are often more distressed about their conditions than their doctors, but they are addicted and have great difficulty doing what they know is right.

There is something fundamentally different about vaccine rejectionism because it is a rejection of the principles of science and medicine. It is illogical and “evidence resistant.” When the patient does not agree with the doctor on the absolute requirement that medicine should be based on science, there is no common ground. And since vaccine rejectionism depends on absurd conspiracy theories regarding the financial motives of doctors and vaccine manufacturers, it destroys the trust necessary in the doctor patient relationship.

While individual doctors are certainly free to legally “fire” families who reject vaccination, it is a poor way to address the problem. It places children at risk for being unable to obtain good medical care in a crisis. Those most likely to suffer, the children, are not the ones who made the foolish and uneducated decision. Moreover, at this point, the problem has grown too large to be solved by physicians acting individually.

This is a public health problem of the most basic kind, and should be solved with government based public health measures. The government should more strictly enforce vaccination policies. Technically children cannot go to school if they are not vaccinated, but it has become all too easy to obtain vaccination waivers on the grounds of religious or personal beliefs. The government should end the policy of allowing philosophical exemptions.

All children should be fully vaccinated against fatal childhood infectious diseases as a requirement for being allowed to attend school. It makes particular sense to apply a vaccination requirement to attending school because schools are where non-vaccinated children posed the greatest threat to other children.

In an effort to placate parents with religious and philosophical objections, the government has fueled the epidemic of ignorance. It is time to address that ignorance head on. If you want your child to go to school, your child must be vaccinated. Period.

The time for endless discussions about irrational, non-scientific claims is over. The rest of the population deserves to be protected from the effects of this ignorance. Individual doctors cannot, and should not be expected to, handle this serious problem alone. The government must step in and put an end to this nonsense.

Alternative dentistry

We survived almost all of human history without it. Yet in the last 100 years people have allowed themselves to be hoodwinked by a huge corporate conspiracy into believing that we “need” their products. They cite studies and claim we don’t understand science; they ignore ancient folk wisdom and have no respect for our intuition. They peddle their products without regard to the dramatic increase in chronic diseases and weakened immune systems of recent decades. I’m speaking, of course, of “Big Floss.”

It’s time to take our mouths back from corporate domination. It’s time for alternative dentistry.

To hear the corporate “tools” of Big Floss tell it, we need to use their products not simply every day, but many times a day. They’ve created a seemingly limitless array of products that they are forcing, literally, down our throats. Toothbrushes, toothpaste, floss, mouth wash! There appears to be no end to the number and type of products they insist we must buy to fuel their corporate ambitions. And even if we behave like sheep and buy their tainted wares, their allies the dentists insists that we must visit them not merely once a year, but twice.

We’re supposed to believe that we benefit from this meddling with the natural order. Really? So please explain how the human race survived just fine to this point without Big Floss. Clearly we didn’t need toothbrushes to survive and even thrive. So why, suddenly, should we be gullible enough to believe that every person should brush his or her teeth after every meal? Has there been even a single randomized controlled double blind study that proved that brushing saves teeth? No, there hasn’t.

Big Floss insists that it has a product for every person, often more than one. Toothpaste to prevent cavities, toothpaste for kids, toothpaste for dentures. Is there any limit to what they will sell in order to increase their profits? And are we really supposed to believe that four out of five dentists recommend Crest? Where’s the data for that claim?

They tricked people into brushing ever day and using toothpaste each time, but that’s not enough for Big Floss. They say that toothpaste prevents plaque buildup and then they turn around and insist that we need mouthwash, too, to kill the harmful germs that cause plaque. Do we look that gullible? And what’s wrong with plaque anyway? It’s natural and probably exists to strengthen our immune system, which has been weakened by constant exposure to toxins and Frankenfood.

Big Floss is not content with tricking us into buying toothbrushes, toothpaste, floss and mouthwash. They insist that we see a dentist twice a year. If their products are so great, why would we ever need to see a dentist? We wouldn’t, but the unholy alliance of Big Floss and Dentistry has colluded to increase the profits of both. Don’t believe me? The dentist always tells you that you should brush every day, and Big Floss always recommends dental checkups. What more evidence do you need?

It’s time to end our reliance on Big Floss. It’s time for alternative dentistry. Those who truly educate themselves about teeth in nature know that toothbrushes and toothpaste are unnecessary. If our ancestors didn’t need them, we don’t need them, either. We can care for our teeth with a diet of fruit, vegetables and vitamin supplements.

In the rare situation in which more is needed, we can dose ourselves with ancient herbs or pull out rotten teeth the natural way, by tying a string around the both the tooth and the doorknob and giving the door a big shove. Forget novocaine. Why would we dose ourselves with medication to numb the pain of a tooth extraction? Those who really care about their teeth want to savor every natural feeling, not deaden it with chemicals.

And let’s not forget preventive care. If you want to be sure that you have healthy teeth, all you need to do is buy powdered Bio-identical Teeth®. Unlike artificial toothpastes or mouthwashes, powdered Bio-identical Teeth® is all natural, made from human teeth with no fillers or animal products. Because it is “bio-identical” it is more effective than artificial toothpaste could even be.

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Adopt a clitoris!

This has got to be the greatest fundraising slogan of all time. That’s one of many superlatives that can be applied to an amazing organization, funded by the strangest source, engaged in a most poignant quest.

The organization is Clitoraid and the name was chosen for accuracy, not shock value. Clitoraid raises money to pay for reconstructive surgery on women who have undergone female genital mutilation. The procedure was pioneered by a most extraordinary humanitarian, Dr. Pierre Foldes. According to a profile in the New Scotsman:

Dr Foldes first encountered the traumatic effects of excision 25 years ago … in Burkina Faso, West Africa.

“Some women came to me complaining of scarring which was very painful for them every time they moved,” he recalls. “A special type of scar tissue called a keloid can develop on black skin and in these cases it grows hard and thick and attaches itself to the pubic bone. The women asked me if I could do something about it. While I was operating I began to do some reconstruction surgery on the vagina and labia as well as clearing scar tissue.”

The surgery had to be carried out secretly because of death threats from community members. Later, when it became known he was continuing his operations in France, the death threats continued. “The police take them very seriously,” he says, “but I won’t let them stop me doing this.” …

Foldes trains other surgeons to perform the procedure. Dr. Marci Bowers had 20 years of experience as a reconstructive surgeon before she journeyed to Paris to learn Foldes’ technique. She now performs the surgery in Trinidad, CO.

The location has special significance. Trinidad is known as the “sex-change capital” of the world, and Dr. Bowers herself was born male and underwent sex reassignment surgery to become a woman 11 years ago. Like her mentor, she charges nothing for the delicate and complex surgery and the hospital caps its fees at $1700. According to Bowers: “As Dr. Foldes has said, you cannot charge money to reverse a crime against humanity,” she says. “Sexuality is a right.”

Newsweek described Dr. Bowers operating on a patient named Sila:

Dr. Bowers cut away the thick scar tissue that had formed over Sila’s wound and had obscured the remains of her clitoris. She then scraped away layers of a black, sooty material—the decades-old remnants of the ash poultice the local women had used to stop the bleeding. It had caused a low-grade infection that still hadn’t healed—one reason Sila was always in pain… The root of the clitoris, which extends several centimeters beneath the surface of a woman’s skin, is much larger than … ever suspected. Bowers exposed the remaining flesh of the organ and drew it out, securing it in place with delicate stitches that eventually dissolve. Finally, Bowers also did some cosmetic work to restore the appearance of Sila’s labia.

In France, the surgery is covered by the national health surface, but insurers in the US have balked at paying for the procedure. For some women, even $1700 is too much to pay. Enter Clitoraid.

The organization is managed and funded by the Raelian movement described by Newsweek as “the pleasure-promoting “UFO religion” whose members believe life on Earth was created by a race of advanced aliens and who emphasize human sexuality.” They have concentrated their primary effort in building and running a hospital in Burkina Faso dedicated to surgical repair of female genital mutilation. In addition Clitoraid provides financial assistance to patients and funds the training of doctors like Marci Bowers.

According to the Clitoraid website:

The goal of Clitoraid’s “Adopt a Clitoris” program is to create real, long lasting changes for women who have been forced to experience clitoral excision or genital mutilation against their will… The procedure takes 6 weeks for a woman to completely heal, with sexual pleasure and genetic normality being the end result.

Most of the women in Burkina Faso cannot imagine having the money for such an operation. For most of them, it would be like spending two year’s salary!

Clitoraid is committed to provide these operations for free to as many women as possible.

The results are extraordinary:

A California nurse, Ngozi, who was circumcised as a newborn in Nigeria and also had her labia entirely cut away, came to Bowers in August. She is already feeling results, she tells NEWSWEEK. “Before, I would look at my textbook and look at myself and they were two different things. I wasn’t even human.” Bowers performed not only the clitoral operation but also plastic surgery to create labia for Ngozi, 34. “Now when I look at myself I feel like a woman,” says Ngozi, who says she has even experienced orgasms for the first time in her life. “It’s beautiful, I just love it, it feels like you’re melting. Before it irritated me when my husband tried to touch me, now I reach out to him.”

To learn more about Clitoraid or to adopt a clitoris visit the website at Clitoraid.org.